MISPLACED MODIFIERS!
Reading the classified
ads:
FOR SALE: Used
motorcycle by an honest man with two pistons.
BABYSITTER NEEDED: Young woman who has access to a car with
a college degree.
[Hm, must be a smart car…]
TRUCK DRIVER JOB OPEN: Looking for a hard worker who can
apply to drive to California
by tomorrow.
[He’s
gonna need that smart car.]
NEW LITTER BORN: Kittens for sale for a loving owner with
orange fur.
