Reading the classified ads:
FOR SALE: Used motorcycle by an honest man with two pistons.
BABYSITTER NEEDED: Young woman who has access to a car with a college degree.
[Hm, must be a smart car…]
TRUCK DRIVER JOB OPEN: Looking for a hard worker who can apply to drive to California
[He’s gonna need that smart car.]
NEW LITTER BORN: Kittens for sale for a loving owner with orange fur.